I thought it went without saying, but apparently there are a few who are confused (and they email me about it):

This is me:

This is *NOT* me:

(CNN Weather Anchor Chad Myers)

I *DO NOT* know how to personally contact the CNN Chad Myers, so please do not ask me.

And NO my most recent addition to my family is NOT his. Thank you very much.

I hope I don't lose half my readership because of this. Hah!  I wonder why people really thought that Chad Myers was so much into .NET development. "Wow," they must've thought, "he's an accomplish meteorologist *AND* can hold his own in a C# wet paper bag competition!